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About Me Member Mad Scientist John-Fred-Bob17/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Thu Dec 25, 2008, 6:06 PM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Offspring
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Drinking: Blood
Your real name: *looks up a few lines*
Age: 17
Height: 6'2"
Natural hair color: I'm not sure anymore. Brown and red?
Eye color: Brown
Skin color: Irish
Glasses/contacts?: No, really good vision
Piercings: used to have ears
Tattoos: yes, more on the way
Braces: never needed them
Other distinctive markings: scars: too many. Prominent on my right hand and right eye

.:¦FAVOURITE¦:.

Color: orange
Band: A few, mostly Led Zeppelin
Video game: Don't play them much anymore
Movie: Lots
Book: Kamma Sutra? I don't know, a lot.
Food: Anything meat-based or sugar-based
Game on a cell phone: Beh
Flower: The plant kind
Scent: Gasoline
Animal: Dogs
Comic book: Uhh....
Cereal: Any kind
Website: None
Cartoon: Roadrunner :D

.:¦DO YOU¦:.

Play an instrument?: Yeah, guitar, bass, and keyboards
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Less than 4
Like to sing?: yeah
Have a job?: a couple
Have a cell phone?: yeah
Like to play sports?: used to play hockey
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Used to. DOn't really mind not.
Have a crush on someone?: Maybe.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Not today
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: One old one... I'm poor.
Have any special talents/skills?: Guitar and reflexes
Exercise daily?: yeah, 100 clap pushups and 50 situps before after waking up </bullshit>
Like school?: For the people, yeah. That's my real family there.

.:¦CAN YOU¦:.

Sing the alphabet backwards?: Maybe?
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Possibly.
Speak any other languages?: A few.
Go a day without food?: Had to once, didn't like it. Now I have plenty of MREs.
Remember your dreams: yes :)
Read music, not just tabs?: Yeah, but I prefer tabs sometimes
Roll your tongue?: yes
Eat a whole pizza?: and have room for seconds

.:¦HAVE YOU EVER¦:.

Won something in the lottery?: A few bucks.
Snuck out of the house?: Repeatedly
Lied to get out of trouble?: Yes
Had a computer crash?: Yes
Seen a shooting star?: Tons at once when I was camping.
Been to any other countries?: A few. I'm not at liberty to talk about that.
Had a serious surgery?: Twice
Stolen something important to someone else?: No
Solved a rubiks cube?: once without cheating
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: I wear pajama pants to class sometimes. Like metal shop...
Cried over a girl?: I don't cry.
Cried over a boy?: See above question.
Kissed a random stranger?: ...yeah, so?
Hugged a random stranger?: Yeah
Been in a fist fight?: Several, and a knife fight. It's not glorious as some claim it to be.
Been arrested?: Amazingly, no.
Done drugs?: Yes
Had alcohol?: Yes
Laughed and had something come out of your nose?: Once. It was Bourbon. It hurt.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yess :D
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: No
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: I'm not that stupid. Well....I am, but...
Swore at your parents?: Constantly.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Once, with steel toed combat boots, roundhouse-style. And been kicked *glares at Baka*
Been to a casino?: Yes, didn't do anything
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Not yet.
Gotten stitches?: 47
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: I will now!
Made homemade muffins?: Mhm, I'm a good cook.
Bitten someone?: Yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Neither
Burped in someone’s face?: No

.:¦WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU¦:.

Brushed your teeth: This morning
Went to the bathroom:
Saw a movie in a theatre: A couple weeks ago with a friend.
Read a book: This morning
Had a snow day: For the past year, it seems like.
Had a party: I go to a lot, I don't throw them. My house is small inside.
Went to a doctor: A couple years ago
Tripped in front of someone: Climbing out of a moving boat trying to do the lifeguard thing with a sinking boat.
Went to the grocery store: Monday
Got sick: Wow, a while ago. I don't remember
Got cursed: At the last Satanist Cult meeting.
Called someone: Yesterday
.:¦DO YOU PREFER¦:.

Fruit/vegetables: Fruit
Black/white: Both
Lights on/lights off: Off
TV/movie: Movie. I hate TV
Body spray/lotion: Bleh
Cash/check: Cash
Pillows/blankets: A GI cot and a couple blankets
Headache/stomach ache: Neither?
Paint/charcoal: Charcoal if I get to make it with fire
Chinese food/Mexican food: Both mixed togather (it's really good)
Summer/winter: Fall
Snow/rain: Rain with fog
Fog/misty: Fog with rain
Rock/rap: Rock
Meat/vegetarian: Carnivore
Chocolate/vanilla: Both
Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles
Cake/pie: Pie
Strawberries/blueberries: Both
Ocean/swimming pool: Ocean. That's where I work.
Cookies/muffins: Aargh! I can't choose there!
Wallet/pocket: Wallet
Window/door: Wall (to the window...to the wall...)
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Chaplin
Pink/purple: My hair has been both colors, but, uhm, purple.
Cat/dog: Catdog! (Dog)
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long sleeve rolled up.
Pants/shorts: Pants, preferably cargo.
Winter break/spring break: Spring
Spring/autumn: Fall definitely, with fog at about 50 degrees.
Clouds/clear sky: Clouds
Moon/mars: Both are good.
Questions/Answers: Both to each other.
War/Peace: Peace, but war is inevitable no matter what. We don't need to fight nature anymore so we fight each other. I'm prepared to fight, but I don't want to.

.:¦ABOUT YOU¦:. I...

Am: Trying to be a good man
Want: Nothing
Need: Nothing more than I have
Love: My non-genetic family (my friends)
Hate: Genetic family, minus a few.
Feel: A bit of pain. Damn chair.
Did: My best
Am annoyed by: Most things
Would rather: Be somewhere else
Am tired of: No car
Will always: Be happy

.:¦MISCELLANEOUS¦:.

What is your favourite genre of music?: Grunge/punk
What time is it now?: 8:54
How much money do you have right now?: $20, 5 Canadian dollars, 2 Jamacian dollars and 10 Rupees. Don't ask.
Are you hungry right now?: As always
what are you doing right now?: Typing
Do you like parades?: Two words. Sniper target. I'd rather be less conspicuous.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Carry audio equiptment
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: The regenerative and adamantium powers of Wolverine plus the Telekenetic and Telepathic powers of Dr. Jean Grey.

.:¦DO YOU THINK YOU ARE¦:.

Funny?: I try.
Cool?: People say I am (the, @Baka, you are, trust me)
Pretty?: More like train wreck
Sarcastic?: nahhh, not at all...
Lazy?: When I'm not at work.
Hyper?: Sometimes.
Friendly?: I try to be very.
Evil?: When I need to be.
BC: CB?
Unforgettable?: I once chased someone down with a recurve bow, while not wearing any pants. I think that's not forgettable.
Smart?: I'm told so. 1900 on the SAT
Strong?: I work manual labor. I'm very strong.
Talented?: Not really. I can play guitar moderately well, and I have good reflexes.
Dorky?: Sorta

.:¦WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD¦:.

High: Low
Lonely: Tuesday
Pen: cil
Flower: power!
Window: glass
Psycho: Schizophrenic
Brain freeze: Beer
Strange: Family
Sassy: ass
Suffering: minions
Art: stoner


.:¦WOULD YOU EVER¦:.

Sky dive?: I want to!
Curse at a teacher?: Yes
Not take a shower for a week?: ...Working on a fishing boat, you discover 43 moist towelettes equal one shower.
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Have, and put it back together
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: No
Go scuba diving?: Have, it's fun.
Write a book?: Maybe
Become a rock star?: Maybe someday if I'm good enough.
long-distance relationship?: Beh
Marry someone you don't know?: If it was Milla Jovovich, yes. Otherwise, no.

.:¦LAST QUESTIONS¦:.

What kind of computer do you have?: Homebuilt and shitty.
What grade/level of studies are you in?: Spohomore

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  • Current Residence: New England
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Extra Medium
  • Print preference: What the hell does "Print Preference" mean?
  • Interests: Network technology, survivalism, photography, music (guitar)
  • Favourite movie: Dazed and Confused
  • Favourite band or musician: Led Zeppelin
  • Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
  • Favourite artist: The one that made that art....y'know?
  • Favourite poet or writer: H.P Lovecraft
  • Favourite photographer: My friend Mike Woodburn. Never know Vermont was so pretty...
  • Favourite style of art: Anything, really
  • Operating System: Linux (Ubuntu 7.10, Slackware 10.0)
  • MP3 player of choice: Old, partially broken PSP that I found at the dump
  • Shell of choice: bash or ksh
  • Wallpaper of choice: Kate Beckinsdale from Underworld ;)
  • Skin of choice: *carves off a chunk* This one!
  • Favourite game: Quake II or Anarchy Online,
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC (I have an old Dreamcast somewhere.....)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Rocko or Gir
  • Personal Quote: "Ow, ow, ow, ow" "What?" "I stabbed myself with a shovel"
  • Tools of the Trade: Old, heavily modified Olympus camera held together with tape and elastics

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:iconyay4crayons:
if you're all GIMP master'd, then feel free to make that there "pistols at dawn" logo.

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Hi. Do you like my signature? Yes? Yeah, I know, people tell me that all the time. It's extremely original. Just like me. I'm pretty cool too. Or, at least that's what people tell me. People also tell me you're an idiot. And they're right. Idiot
:icondoverangel13:
i love you thanks for all hte faves and watches hun
we got some strangeo weather going on up here !
:iconjohn-fred-bob:
We sure do. A blizzard with lightning, then sun, then white-out snow, then sun, then rain, and now these winds. WTF!

I love you too hun.

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I'm not crazy. The rest of the world is crazy. I'm the sane one.

FISH!

Just remember, at any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
:iconbakagakou:
now i found you,
there is no escape, I am here to annoy the living daylights outta you AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!
well, probably you could since you know who i really am ^^;

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I don't have multiple personalites, I'm just speaking for the several people that are inside of my head
:iconjohn-fred-bob:
And I know where you live. There is no escaping ding dong ditch.

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I'm not crazy. The rest of the world is crazy. I'm the sane one.

FISH!

Just remember, at any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
:iconbakagakou:
haha....0_0''

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I don't have multiple personalites, I'm just speaking for the several people that are inside of my head
:icondoverangel13:
wtf happened to ur deviations?
:iconjohn-fred-bob:
*poof*

They vanished

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I'm not crazy. The rest of the world is crazy. I'm the sane one.

FISH!

Just remember, at any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.

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